50 Sports Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

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1. Manning Face

 

2. Nick Saban hating everything

 

3. Bill Belichick press conferences

 

4. fat guy touchdowns

 

5. fat guy baseball players

 

6. the Houston Astros

 

7. Gary Bettman getting booed everywhere he goes

 

8. Dwight Howard free throws

 

9. Brandon Weeden

 

10. the Cleveland Browns

 

11. Gregg Popovich sideline interviews

 

12. upsets

 

13. choking

 

14. airballs

 

15. the ruling on the field getting overturned

 

16. low-budget local commercials featuring athletes

 

17. punters/kickers trying to make tackles

 

18. the New York Knicks

 

19. head coaches dancing

 

20. Chris Bosh

 

21. the New York Jets

 

22. sacks that don’t draw a penalty

 

23. missed dunks

 

24. lax bro names

 

25. awkward golfer celebrations

 

26. Johnny Manziel trolling everyone

 

27. Dana Holgorsen’s entire existence

 

28. the death of the two-team BCS title format

 

29. Tom Brady’s continued insistence on embarrassing himself with his attire

 

30. intangibles

 

31. tangibles

 

32. Lane Kiffin getting fired in an airport parking lot

 

33. pick-sixes

 

34. own-goals

 

35. Tom Coughlin Face

 

36. Mike Shanahan’s face

 

37. B1G January 1st bowls

 

38. soccer’s magic spray

 

39. neckbeards

 

40. Jerry Jones’ delusion

 

41. Brian Cashman’s ineptitude

 

42. the many sports trophies shaped like genitals

 

43. Duke losing in the NCAA Tournament

 

44. the Jacksonville Jaguars

 

45. walk-off walks

 

46. when the pregame show people stop talking and the game starts

 

47. when my favorite team wins

 

48. when a team I hate loses

 

49. having sports to talk about at Thanksgiving with my family instead of awkward real-life or political topics

 

50. sports list articles that aren’t slideshows

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What sports things are you thankful for? Leave them in the comments.

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