Dwight Howard Basketball ProCamp
If you want to learn how to act like a true professional, then there's no better person to learn from than Dwight Howard! Granted, he cancelled his appearance at his 2012 camp, but who doesn't no-show at their own summer camp from time to time? This year's camp is in Los Angeles, so disgruntled Lakers fans grades K-to-12 can show up to boo Howard to his face for just $249! (Again, only if Howard bothers to show up.)
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Kansas Jayhawks Football Camps
Learn from Charlie Weis and the rest of the coaching geniuses that brought us last season's 1-11 Kansas Jayhawks. One of the camps Kansas offers is a Youth & Family Fantasy Camp. A Kansas Jayhawks football fantasy camp. This is easily the most depressing thing ever. Let's move on.
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Prosnapper.com Long Snapping Camp
Do you like to have fun? Do you dream of achieving greatness? Fame? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you'll want to avoid long snapping camp. ProSnapper touts its camps as "football's #1 long snapping camps." Good to know. You don't want to find yourself at a second-rate long snapping camp.
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Penn State Football Overnight Camp
The new Penn State football staff has absolutely nothing to do with what went on under the last regime. That said, what sane parents are going to drop their kids off at the Penn State football facility for a few days? None. These camps must be marketed strictly to negligent parents.
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The OFFICIAL JimmerJamCamp
Yes, this is the OFFICIAL Jimmer Fredette basketball camp. DO NOT accept any of the many knockoff Jimmer Fredette basketball camps!
Jimmer holds two summer camps: one in upstate New York and one in Utah. But he will likely be willing to hold a camp any place that believes it is still the year 2011.