The 25 Least Athletic-Looking Athletes in Sports

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

#15 – Sebastian Janikowski

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

A fat guy who likes to drink and can send the ball into orbit. Sebastian Janikowski is the John Daly of football.

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#14 – Tuukka Rask

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

You wouldn’t necessarily think “that must be a professional athlete” if Tuukka Rask walked by you in an airport. You’d probably think something more like: “Ohmigod. That’s a permed Scandinavian troll beast. I should probably alert airport security.”

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#13 – Mike Zagurski

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Mike Zagurski is a reliever with a 6.84 career ERA over five MLB seasons. Maybe it’s time for him to try a different training regimen to turn his career around, such as any training regimen at all.

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#12 – Matthew Stafford

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

While talented, Stafford is prone to injury. And it’s not surprising. Carrying around a face that fat does a number on a man’s joints.

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#11 – Tim Lincecum

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Remember that scrawny pothead you knew in high school? Turns out he could have been an accomplished MLB pitcher if he had only applied himself.

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#10 – Joba Chamberlain

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

He’s dumpy, balding, mustachioed and he makes millions to work a few nights a week. Laugh at Joba Chamberlain if you want to. But he’s living the American dream.

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#9 – Angel Cabrera

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Cabrera is easily recognized on the PGA Tour thanks to his protruding stomach and chain-smoking. But don’t think he doesn’t try to look fit and slim. He smokes. That’s supposed to keep the weight off, right? It’s not his fault his body doesn’t respond to his rigorous smoking regimen.

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#8 – Bartolo Colon

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Many claim that performance-enhancing drugs give athletes who take them an unfair advantage by forming their bodies into muscle-bound machines. Counterpoint: Bartolo Colon once got busted for PEDs.

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#7 – Vince Wilfork

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Vince Wilfork was born in Boynton Beach, Florida. Did I say born? I meant beached. Vince Wilfork was beached in Boynton Beach, Florida.

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#6 – Chris Kaman

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

In fairness, Chris Kaman looks fairly athletic for a zombie.

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