The 25 Least Athletic-Looking Athletes in Sports

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

#25 – Peter Crouch

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

David Beckham is almost the perfect male specimen. Whatever loose bits of English soccer player that were left over after making Beckham were apparently stacked on top of each other to make this lanky freak.

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#24 – Kyle Orton

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Not only does he not look like an athlete, he doesn’t play like one either. Remember, this is the one NFL quarterback in history who lost his starting job to Tim Tebow.

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#23 – Pablo Sandoval

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Poor pandas. They’re way more physically fit than this. No way Pablo Sandoval has the strength or stamina to climb a tree.

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#22 – Gordon Hayward

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Is it the elfin features? It’s the elfin features, isn’t it? Yeah, well, Gordon Hayward probably dominated the North Pole Basketball League growing up. So there.

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#21 – Byron Mullens

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Some people fear that aliens will destroy us. Come on. Look at Byron Mullens. Aliens aren’t remotely intimidating.

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#20 – Eli Manning

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Damn. Look at that body. You have to be ripped to carry around huge buckets of sand like that.

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#19 – Tom Brady

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

To be fair, this Tom Brady photo is a little dated. He has since added Ugg boots.

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#18 – Lance Berkman

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

He doesn’t look like an athlete. He doesn’t run like an athlete. Berkman would never look more perfect in a Houston Astros jersey.

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#17 – CC Sabathia

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Sabathia once shed 25 pounds by dropping Cap’n Crunch from his diet. Really. He must have eaten a lot of Cap’n Crunch. In fact, has anyone seen Cap’n Crunch lately?

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#16 – Aaron Gray

The 25 Least AthleticLooking Athletes in Sports

Cut Bryant Reeves’ athleticism in half and you get Aaron Gray.

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