Patrick Kane Hoping Lady Byng is a Hot Chick

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Patrick Kane was announced today as one of three finalists for the Lady Byng. The young Blackhawks star said he is excited by the news.

"So, she might call me?" said a hungover Kane today before Chicago's morning skate. "And her name is Lady Byng? I couldn't remember who it was I was with at the bar last night. I thought it was like Britney or Brandi or something. All I knew was that she was hot and her tongue tasted like gin."

Kane took a drink from talking to throw up in his locker before continuing.

"Lady Byng. That sounds like some sort of royal name or something, right? Guys, I might be hooking up with a princess or some shit," he said, getting high-fives from his teammates. "Maybe she has a castle. I'd be set for life, bro."

Kane's moment of happiness was ruined, however, when a reporter informed him that the Lady Byng is a trophy given to the NHL player who most exhibits gentlemanly play.

"What? Forget that," said Kane. "If I get that, girls will think I'm a dork. I don't want to be a gentleman. I want to eat lime wedges out of skanks' cleavage."

The right wing then excused himself.

"I need to go get drunk in public and pass out so no one votes for me," he said. "This trophy could ruin my life."

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