6 Ways the San Antonio Spurs Could Make Themselves Interesting to Fans

Grow Big Beards

The Law of James Harden

Everyone knows that only the most interesting and charismatic athletes are able to grow hair out of their faces.

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Have Entertaining Hairdos

The Law of Iman Shumpert

Why put in all of the years of hard work required to become a champion when you can gain notoriety with just eight to twelve weeks of focused head hair growth?

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Get a Bunch of Tattoos

The Law of Birdman

Tattoos mean you are awesome. Especially if you get a tattoo that reads "I am awesome."

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Change Their Names

The Law of Metta World Peace

Nothing gets you more attention than a transparent attempt to get attention. Never underestimate the stupidity of humans. (Also consider dangling shiny things.)

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Play in New York

The Law of Playing in New York

It doesn't matter if you wear a boring uniform as long as you play in one of New York City's boroughs. Because New York is MORE IMPORTANT than places that are not New York. Especially someplace like Texas. What even is that?

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Have Three Star Players Who Fail Hilariously

The Law of Lakers

Ha! Lakers.

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