Yankees Hilarity Meter: April 7, 2013

VERY HIGH

The Yankees managed to not get swept by the Tigers today and upped their record to 2-4 on the season. Their only other win of the season also prevented a sweep. It seems the greatest moments of the 2013 New York Yankees will be when they managed to not get swept. Exciting! But the positive Yankees news didn't stop there! Brett Gardner, Robinson Cano and Ichiro Suzuki all achieved a single hit today, and now they are all batting .111 or higher (but not higher than .160).

Oh, and the Yankees' payroll is more than $200 million.

Advertisement