Yankees Hilarity Meter: April 3, 2013


The Yankees fell to 0-2, getting crushed by the Red Sox at home again. Travis Hafner and Lyle Overbay were in the starting lineup, starting pitcher Hiroki Kuroda got hit hard and left with an injury and someone called Cody Eppley got lit up for four runs in 1.1 innings. Yankee Stadium was empty halfway through the game again and the team's one bright spot was Vernon Wells. Vernon Wells! Hilarious.

Oh, and the Yankees' payroll is more than $200 million.