What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You

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You've come to question the infallibility of God for making the world's greatest hockey player out of papier-mâché.

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You consider rioting to be a refined activity if done in French.

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If you could meet your hero Alexander Ovechkin, you'd ask him to please not do that thing in the playoffs where he completely disappears for weeks at a time.

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You wonder if Tim Thomas will watch any of the playoffs from his underground bunker.

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You're not sure what to complain about right now. You feel so empty inside.

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You want the Rangers to win the Stanley Cup, but feel a huge silver lining of them coming up short would be John Tortorella's elimination game press conference.

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You're fairly certain that everything bad that's happened in your life is Matt Cooke's fault.

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You're pretty excited that you'll be able to say you liked the Islanders before anyone in Brooklyn did.

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