What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You

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You would be honored to have a drunken Patrick Kane throw up on you.

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You struggle to understand a world in which Katy Perry is considered to be more famous and talented than Corey Perry.

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You are 100-percent ready to declare Roberto Luongo the biggest failure in sports history who should be pushed from the top of Rogers Arena or a national hero who should immediately be inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.

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You think consistently making the playoffs is an accomplishment as impressive as winning a single Stanley Cup, at least that's what your therapist has told you to say to yourself every day when you get sad.

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You hope the defending Cup champion Kings aren't feeling overconfident with their gaudy 5-seed.

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You're not sure if anything has ever excited you more than the potential of Brent Burns' playoff beard.

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You consider the smell of rotting octopus to be an aphrodisiac.

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You love that Zach Parise wanted to come home to play for the Wild, but kind of wish Sidney Crosby, Steven Stamkos or Alexander Ovechkin was from Minnesota.

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