What Your Favorite NBA Playoff Team Says About You

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You are 100% sure that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan was, although – admittedly – you're only old enough to have seen Jordan play for the Wizards.

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You wish you hadn't cut your Carmelo Anthony jersey up into dust rags during the height of Linsanity.

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If the postseason doesn't go well, you are totally in favor of raising a banner that says: "2012-2013: 2-1 in the regular season against the Miami Heat".

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You have nightmares about Jay-Z's share of the Nets being purchased by Pitbull.

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You're starting to think that Jay Cutler is tougher than Derrick Rose, and this makes you very sad.

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You feel the NBA, NFL and Major League Baseball would be a lot better if they did away with postseasons.

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You have begun to fear that Kevin Garnett's career will end when an especially vicious chest-pound shatters his old-man bones.

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You feel that your team logo that features a startled deer about to get run over by a truck is sadly appropriate for your team's playoff chances.

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