Report: Chiefs to Trade No. 1 Overall Pick Just to Ruin All the Mock Drafts

According to several reports, the Kansas City Chiefs plan to trade down in the 2013 NFL Draft and give up the No. 1 overall pick.

"I don't know if this is the best thing for the team to do exactly," said head coach Andy Reid. "I mainly just want to take a big dump on all the idiots who have been doing mock drafts for months. What a bunch of losers, am I right?"

The Chiefs have yet to settle on the specific deal.

"We have a lot of teams who are interested in the trade because they obviously want to get in on making the draft prognosticators look like stupid assholes," said Reid. "We'll probably pick the deal that messes up the draft order the most. A five or six-team deal would be pretty awesome."

Reid cautioned that nothing is final, however.

"We may just keep the pick and then draft someone no one predicted we would take," he said. "That would make them look like idiots, too. It's a tough call. There are a lot of options at No. 1. It's a nice place to be."

No matter what the Chiefs do, Reid said he will continue to leak false information to the football media "because they are morons. Screw them."