What All 31 Other NFL Teams Would Give the Jets for Mark Sanchez

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Bears: Jay Cutler's locker room ash tray

Bengals: Andy Dalton's soul

Bills: a sandwich bag full of Ryan Fitzpatrick's shorn beard hair

Broncos: two free Papa John's pizzas (cheese only)

Browns: whatever is left in the fridge in Mike Holmgren's old office

Buccaneers: an old pit-stained Rutgers t-shirt owned by Greg Schiano

Cardinals: John Skelton and Ryan Lindley

Chargers: the Eli Manning Chargers' 2004 draft jersey

Chiefs: one game-used football (lightly used, mostly punted)

Colts: medical waste from Peyton Manning's neck surgeries

Cowboys: Rob Ryan

Dolphins: a VHS of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

Eagles: one black Andy Reid coaching onesie

Falcons: a 10-inch, plush Freddie the Falcon doll

49ers: a firm handshake

Giants: one framed copy of the New York Times cover from the morning after the Giants' latest Super Bowl title

Jaguars: one tarp (small or mid-sized only)

Lions: one paper bag head covering

Packers: an expired block of cheddar

Panthers: Jimmy Clausen

Patriots: one UGG boot

Raiders: Matt Leinart

Rams: a DVD copy of "Broken Arrow," starring Chris Long's father, Howie

Ravens: Joe Flacco

Redskins: a scraping of Mike Shanahan's face skin that was biopsied

Saints: a promise to mildly injure one opposing longsnapper in the Jets' division

Seahawks: this photo signed by Pete Carroll

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Steelers: a signed Tommy Maddox XFL jersey

Texans: game-used Matt Schaub jock strap

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Titans: a huge, glossy, framed photo of Matt Hasselbeck and Jake Locker

Vikings: a wallet-sized photo of Christian Ponder and his new bride

NOTE: All deals contingent upon the Jets picking up the entirety of Sanchez's remaining contract.

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