What Your Favorite NBA Team Says About You

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Western Conference

Dallas Mavericks: You plan to teach your kids to shoot like Shawn Marion.

Denver Nuggets: You are psyched about all of the free agents Colorado's marijuana law will bring in.

Golden State Warriors: You've stopped washing your Chris Mullin jersey after you wear it because it's going to fall apart.

Houston Rockets: Despite everything you said last February, you no longer believe that Jeremy Lin is overrated and overexposed.

Los Angeles Clippers: A a kid who was a Lakers fan bullied you in elementary school.

Los Angeles Lakers: You don't know why everyone hates you, but you assume it's because they're jealous of your favorite basketball team and how awesome that makes you.

Memphis Grizzlies: You consider yourself an expert on U.S. foreign policy with Iran because Hamed Haddadi plays 10 minutes a night.

Minnesota Timberwolves: You will never do pushups on your knuckles.

New Orleans Hornets: You hate David Stern, but not as much as you hate Roger Goodell.

Oklahoma City Thunder: You instantly shut the TV off when Houston Rockets highlights come on.

Phoenix Suns: You don't think it means anything that you've had sexual dreams about Shannon Brown. He has nice eyes and his name is Shannon. What?

Portland Trail Blazers: You would consider driving a non-hybrid car for a day if it meant the Trail Blazers won the NBA Finals.

Sacramento Kings: You are kind of glad that Jimmer Fredette isn't any good in the NBA so you don't feel tempted to by his Spalding basketball shoes.

San Antonio Spurs: You think old man smell smells like success.

Utah Jazz: You have never heard of Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, John Coltrane or Miles Davis. But you have heard of Kenny G.

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