Atlanta Hawks: You wish all of the other stupid players on the court would get out of the way so Josh Smith could dunk.
Boston Celtics: You are outraged by the lack of loyalty shown by Ray Allen and are happy that lifelong Celtic Kevin Garnett called him out on it.
Brooklyn Nets: You wish the Nets would warm up to Mumford & Sons.
Chicago Bulls: You think Derrick Rose's adidas ACL rehab commercial is the most inspiring thing since Derrick Rose without a torn ACL.
Cleveland Cavaliers: You dream about trading your injured Tyler Zeller in on a new Cody Zeller.
Detroit Pistons: You are still hoping Tayshaun Prince will bulk up and become an inside force.
Indiana Pacers: You like basketball so much, you'll even watch the Indiana Pacers on nights that the Hoosiers aren't playing.
Miami Heat: You're excited because the Miami Heat jersey you bought two years ago is starting to look worn-in enough that you can almost pull of not being a bandwagon fan.
Milwaukee Bucks: You worry Brandon Jennings is wasting his talents in the NBA, when he could be a wide receiver for the Packers.
New York Knicks: Most of your dust rags and wash clothes are old Jeremy Lin shirtseys.
Orlando Magic: You consider the glory days of the Magic franchise to be when Dwight Howard lost his first few games with the Lakers.
Philadelphia 76ers: You have almost convinced yourself that Andrew Bynum will put it all together in Philadelphia.
Toronto Raptors: You sometimes wonder if the Raptors were created to make Toronto residents appreciate the Maple Leafs.
Washington Wizards: You are upset that you don't even have JaVale McGee to laugh at anymore during blowout defeats.