The Presidential Box-Off: Determining Which American President Would Win in a Fight

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20. Andrew Johnson

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Height: 5’10”

Age in Office: 56

Party: Democrat

State: North Carolina

Scouting Report: He presided over Reconstruction. Who’s to say he wouldn’t reconstruct a man’s face.

19. Harry Truman

Height: 5’9”

Age in Office: 60

Party: Democrat

State: Missouri

Scouting Report: He dropped two nuclear bombs. There’s no telling what bombs he’d drop in a fight.

18. William McKinley

Height: 5’7”

Age in Office: 54

Party: Republican

State: Ohio

Scouting Report: A former soldier who won the Spanish-American War, which even sounds like the promotional name for a boxing match.

17. James Garfield

Height: 6’0”

Age in Office: 49

Party: Republican

State: Missouri

Scouting Report: A distinguished soldier who helped build up the U.S. Navy, he wouldn’t hesitate to get martial.

16. Richard Nixon

Height: 5’11”

Age in Office: 56

Party: Republican

State: California

Scouting Report: Known for being dirty and mean. Not the kind of person you want to face in a fight. Nixon is the kind of president who kicks another man in the testicles.

15. Zachary Taylor

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Height: 5’8”

Age in Office: 64

Party: Whig

State: Virginia

Scouting Report: The first president to brandish a weapon in his official portrait. He obviously took kicking ass very seriously.

14. Barack Obama

Height: 6’1”

Age in Office: 47

Party: Democrat

State: Illinois

Scouting Report: Thin and athletic enough to play basketball, he loves drone attacks and had Osama Bin Laden taken out. A stone cold assassin.

13. Rutherford B. Hayes

Height: 5’8”

Age in Office: 54

Party: Republican

State: Whig

Scouting Report: He was a Major General in the Union Army. And there’s no telling what weapons he could hide in that beard.

12. John F. Kennedy

Height: 6’0”

Age in Office: 43

Party: Democrat

State: Massachusetts

Scouting Report: The youngest man elected to the presidency at 43, he wouldn’t tire in a fight like his old competitors.

11. Thomas Jefferson

Height: 6’2”

Age in Office: 57

Party: Democratic-Republican

State: Virginia

Scouting Report: He was 6-feet, 2.5-inches, had a strong jaw and was so badass he wrote his own Bible.

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