The Presidential Box-Off: Determining Which American President Would Win in a Fight

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30. James Buchanan

Height: 6’0”

Age in Office: 65

Party: Democrat

State: Pennsylvania

Scouting Report: The only bachelor president, meaning he would have no family obligations that might make him think twice about killing a man.

29. Chester A. Arthur

Height: 6’0”

Age in Office: 50

Party: Republican

State: Vermont

Scouting Report: A noted reformer who likely wouldn’t hesitate to reform the features of his opponent’s face.

28. Woodrow Wilson

Height: 5’11”

Age in Office: 56

Party: Democratic

State: Virginia

Scouting Report: Oh, only won the first World War.

27. George H.W. Bush

Height: 6’2”

Age in Office: 64

Party: Republican

State: Texas

Scouting Report: You don’t want to mess with a man who will skydive in his 80s. Read his lips: He’ll eff you up.

26. James K. Polk

Height: 5’8”

Age in Office: 49

Party: Democrat

State: North Carolina

Scouting Report: He annexed Texas, perhaps our most fightin’ and gun-wielding state.

25. Franklin Pierce

Height: 5’10”

Age in Office: 48

Party: Democrat

State: New Hampshire

Scouting Report: Our first alcoholic president. No telling what he’d do.

24. Martin Van Buren

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Height: 5’6”

Age in Office: 54

Party: Democratic

State: New York

Scouting Report: He was the first president born in the United States AND he looks crazy enough to kill a man.

23. Grover Cleveland

Height: 5’11”

Age in Office: 55

Party: Democrat

State: New Jersey

Scouting Report: He won two non-consecutive terms, proving it was impossible to keep him on the canvas.

22. Bill Clinton

Height: 6’2”

Age in Office: 46

Party: Democrat

State: Arkansas

Scouting Report: Smooth with his words and the ladies. Probably even smoother with a switchblade.

21. George W. Bush

Height: 5’11”

Age in Office: 54

Party: Republican

State: Texas

Scouting Report: He could run a 7-minute mile as president. That’s endurance that would help in a long bout.

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