The 16 Biggest Reasons Kids Suck at Sports

1. Their spacing and understanding of positions totally blows

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2. They are unbelievably weak

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3. Sports equipment doesn't fit their absurdly proportioned bodies properly

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4. They cry about everything

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5. They can't jump worth a crap

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6. They can't catch

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7. They suck at taking instruction

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8. They're hopelessly stupid

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9. They're not remotely intimidating

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10. They're super uncoordinated

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11. They are incredibly lazy

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12. They fall down for absolutely no conceivable reason

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13. They are always diving like an idiot

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14. They cheat like crazy

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15. They are always complaining

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16. They stupidly forget to loathe their opponent with every fiber of their being

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