The 25 Biggest Douchebags in Sports: Voting Results and Recap

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#15 – A.J. Pierzynski

A.J. Pierzynski doesn't play catcher because that is his best position. He plays catcher because it is the only position that has a mask, which saves him from getting punched all the time. True story.

#14 – Bryce Harper

He's only 20 years old and is already a Top 15 douche. The sky is the limit for this bro.

#13 – Tom Brady

Once he was humble, underrated and overlooked. Today he wears women's footwear. It all went so wrong so fast.

#12 – Philip Rivers

This is the only list that will ever put Philip Rivers ahead of Tom Brady. Enjoy it, douchebag.

#11 – LeBron James

Let it be known that LeBron James has transitioned from Choker to Douchebag. Congratulations, LeBron.

#10 – Metta World Peace

Making the Top 10 of a douchebags list is actually an improvement for MettArtest's image. Not long ago he was seen more as future murderer than a harmless douche.

#9 – Ben Roethlisberger

Every time Ben Roethlisberger is sacked, he gets sacked for America.

"Heh-heh. You said SACK." – Ben Roethlisberger

#8 – Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Everyone wants to punch Floyd Mayweather Jr., in the face. It's probably how he learned to be such a good boxer.

#7 – Rob Gronkowski

Every morning, Rob Gronkowski wakes up and the first thing he thinks of is how he can be a great douche that day. Then he plows the porn star in his bed one more time. But after that, onto douchedom.

#6 – Mark Sanchez

There are the photo shoots. The dating history. The complete lack of self-awareness about his talents. All classic douche characteristics. But what seals it is the nickname. The Sanchise. If you opened up a nationwide chain of douche bars, The Sanchise would be the perfect name.

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