From a list of more than 75 athletes, SportsPickle asked readers to vote on who is the biggest douchebag in sports. After 369,097 votes, here are the results.
#25 – Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban is proof that money can't buy you non-doucheitude. In fact, all it does is allow you to afford more graphic tees and rounds of beer for your bros. Cuban has a long way to go, though. In a billionaire douche-off, he would get routed by Donald Trump.
#24 – Sean Avery
Coming in at No. 24, Avery is the highest-ranked hockey player on the list. When you beat out Patrick Kane in a douche competition, you know you've achieved greatness in the field of douchery.
#23 – Kellen Winslow, Jr.
The national dislike of Kellen Winslow, Jr.: Forever proof that America doesn't support all of its troops.
#22 – John Calipari
John Calipari as douchebag: one title that will never be stripped from him.
#21 – Tony Romo
His time with Jessica Simpson and love of stupid hats secured his place on the list. It's his greatest career accomplishment besides that one playoff win.
#20 – Kobe Bryant
Shaq is retired now. He obviously is spending his free time stuffing the ballot box.
#19 – Kris Humphries
You can get divorced from a Kardashian, but you can never rid yourself of the douchedom that comes from associating with one. Nor can you rid yourself of the venereal diseases.
#18 – Josh Beckett
He has spent his career in Miami, Boston and Los Angeles. Somehow he made those towns even douchier with his presence. An amazing accomplishment.
#17 – Cristiano Ronaldo
Proof that soccer still doesn't get much attention in the United States. If this was an international poll, Ronaldo would be Top 5 easy. It seems his douche brand strength just isn't truly global. Yet.
#16 – Jonathan Papelbon
He only pitches for one inning a few times a week, yet that is enough time to earn him elite douche cred. If he was an everyday player, he might win this in a rout.