The Tickets Sales Approaches of 6 Awful NFL Teams

#1 – The Support Group Approach

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Be there. Together. Because if you're alone and watch this team, well … let's not even think about it.

Their ticket number probably doubles as a suicide hotline.

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#2 – The Lying Approach

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People smiling. People celebrating. People having fun. The word "WIN." None of these things have ever been seen at a Cleveland sporting event. But maybe they can trick a few people into buying tickets. It's worth a shot.

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#3 – The What a Bargain! Approach

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Only 26 bucks to see people snap balls on the ground, throw back-breaking interceptions and get hurt! And some weeks there's a really long field goal attempt! You may even get assaulted in the stands or parking lot by a fellow fan! How can you pass this up?!

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#4 – The We Have No Marketable Players Approach

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Well, there's our team way down there. It's nothing great. But maybe one of them excites you? No? Well, how about cheerleaders then? You like cheerleaders? They're pretty, right? Maybe buy a ticket and flirt with one or something. Who knows what could happen. You never know if you don't try.

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#5 – The Perhaps We Can Wow You With 1830s Stereoscopic Technology Approach

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Some teams have RG3, others have 3D and Blaine Gabbert. Life can be tough.

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#6 – The Make No Effort Approach

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Are we going to try to grab your attention with some kind of fancy graphics or photos or slogan? Nope. You can simply look at your possible seats. Or not. We don't care. In fact, we care as much about selling tickets as we do putting a good football team on the field.

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