The 10 SEXIEST NFL Replacement Refs

#10 – The One Who Looks Like Clint Eastwood

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Rugged. His advanced age suggests he is experienced in the ways of lovemaking. No doubt he's a staunch conservative everywhere but in bed. We'll call you dirty Harry.

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#9 – This Guy

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What's that peaking out of your sleeve there, sir? A bicep. Damn, you got a body on you, huh? What's your full-time job: People's Sexiest Man Alive?

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#8 and #7 – These Guys

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They officiate on the same crew and also appear together in the fantasies of every NFL fan in the country. Sure, they don't know the rules – that's because there are no rules of the heart.

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#6 – This Guy

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Clean-cut. Shy. He's the sexy replacement ref next door.

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#5 – The Scrawny One

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Damn. Look at how skinny you are. Are you a model or something? Oh, don't be modest. You're a model. We've always wanted to get with a model. Take off your 24-inch waist pants and let's do this.

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#4 – The Lady Ref

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Oh, yeah. Say "neutral zone infraction" again. It turns us on. So hot. We would give anything to be your whistle and get to touch those scab lips all day.

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#3 – The Saints Fan Ref

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Not only are you hot, your dedication to your favorite team shows you are loyal. You are the perfect catch … outside of the fact that you probably don't know the rules for what constitutes a catch, of course.

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#2 – This Guy

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Look at you all clueless. The hottest ones are always the dumbest.

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#1 – This Guy

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Holding, huh? You probably meant something else because you don't know what you're doing, but we digress. The point is this: We want to hold you all night long.

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