Michael Vick is the guy whose team collapses a game or two into the season because of all the injuries.
Marshawn Lynch is the guy who is drunk for the entire draft.
Drew Brees is the guy who has a frosty relationship with the league commissioner due to some bad blood between the two.
Tom Brady is the guy who co-manages his team with his wife and has to run everything by her.
Arian Foster is the guy who brings to the draft some sort of salad/tofu concoction that no one eats.
Rob Gronkowski is the guy whose fantasy football e-mails you're afraid to open at work because he often attaches porn photos to his e-mails.
Wes Welker is the guy who thinks he's a fantasy football genius, but has merely been lucky to have had a dominant quarterback on his team.
Tony Romo is the guy whose team falls apart every year right before the playoffs.
Mike Wallace is the guy who always wants the league payouts to be higher.
Peyton Manning is the fantasy football nerd who studies stacks and stacks of information for the draft and all season long, yet still has less success in the league than his lucky idiot brother.
Randy Moss is the guy who quits as soon as his team loses a game.
Terrell Owens is the guy who is offered an invitation to the league for the final spot when everyone is out of other people to ask.
Joe Flacco is the guy who always talks about how awesome he is at fantasy football, yet has never won a single league he's been in.
Tim Tebow is the guy who everyone likes having in the league just so they can make fun of him.
Larry Fitzgerald is the guy who uses his first three picks on quarterbacks.