Dave Kryskow, Calgary Flames
In his spare time, Kryskow worked as a cocker spaniel.
Larry Robinson, Montreal Canadiens
Robinson was one of the premier defensemen of the decade, but may be more famous for creating the Half-Manchu.
Don Kozak, Los Angeles Kings
Kozak played on the famed "Three Musketeers Line" his whole career. Or at least one would hope that's his excuse for looking like that.
Bob Gainey, Montreal Canadiens
Gainey took great care to make sure his eyebrows and mustache maintained the same size and shape.
Jim Schoenfeld, Buffalo Sabres
Schoenfeld was whistled for many instigator penalties during his career, simply for being so goddam ugly and punchable.