The 25 Funniest Athlete Names in Sports History

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From more than 220,000 reader votes on nearly 70 athlete names …

#10 – Dick Paradise

Fun Fact: Paradise's eponymous autobiography, "Dick Paradise," has poor reviews on Amazon due to readers who felt the title was misleading and did not expect a book about minor league hockey.
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#9 – Dick Shiner

Fun Fact: Believe it or not, Dick Shiner never missed an NFL game due to penile bruising.
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#8 – Jack Glasscock

Fun Fact: Glasscock's turn-of-the-century dildo factory, Captain Jack's Glasscocks, was shut down after too many customers were injured when the glass broke.
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#7 – DeWanna Bonner

Fun Fact: DeWanna Bonner has repeatedly turned down requests from the makers of "JuWanna Mann" to star in a sequel.
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#6 – Johnny Dickshot

Fun Fact: Dickshot left the majors to fight in World War II, and thankfully did not sustain a gunshot wound to the penis, because that would just be ridiculous.
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