The 25 Funniest Athlete Names in Sports History

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From more than 220,000 reader votes on nearly 70 athlete names …

#25 – Dean Windass

Fun Fact: Windass, a striker for Scarborough Athletic, creates space on the pitch with his violently smelly farts.
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#24 – God Shammgod

Fun Fact: Shammgod only lasted 20 games in the NBA and is now a teammate of Stephon Marbury's in China. God clearly curses those who are named in vain.
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#23 – Uranius Johnson

Fun Fact: Uranius Johnson majored in Sport Management at Marshall, not astronomy or taints.
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#22 – Jim Bob Cooter

Fun Fact: Jim Bob was born in Tennessee and raised by a raccoon and an empty bottle of moonshine.
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#21 – Misty Hyman

Fun Fact: 13.7% of American women suffer from misty hyman.
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