15 Other Words You Can’t Spell Without "ELI"

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It was determined that Eli Manning is an elite quarterback earlier this season when someone discovered that you can't spell ELITE without ELI. This is perfect logic. It also begs the question: What other words have ELI in them and what do they tell us about Eli Manning?

elimination

ELImination = NFL teams do not want to face Eli Manning in the playoffs.

feline

fELIne = Eli Manning is a pussy.

"Deliverance"

dELIverance = Eli Manning is inbred and was raised by a family of hicks.

celibate

cELIbate = Eli Manning has never had sex.

belittle

bELIttle = Eli Manning's older brothers make fun of him.

believe

bELIeve = Eli Manning believes in ghosts and monsters and can't go to sleep without turning a nightlight on in his bedroom.

relieve

rELIeve = Eli Manning is incontinent and therefore relieves himself in adult diapers.

delicate

dELIcate = Eli Manning will break if you hit him too hard.

helium

hELIum = Eli Manning talks funny.

pelican

pELIcan = Eli Manning has an imaginary friend that is a talking pelican.

delinquent

dELInquent = Eli Manning doesn't pay his bills on time and therefore has a terrible credit score.

deli

dELI = Eli Manning enjoys roast beef sandwiches.

religion

rELIgion = Eli Manning is going to start a cult.

helicopter

hELIcopter = Eli Manning is a wingless aircraft.

Belize

BELIze = Helicopter Eli Manning will one day fly to the Central American country of Belize where he will establish his new religion in which believers worship elite deli meats and are forced to breathe helium and remain celibate. Their god will be a delicate pelican.

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