It was determined that Eli Manning is an elite quarterback earlier this season when someone discovered that you can't spell ELITE without ELI. This is perfect logic. It also begs the question: What other words have ELI in them and what do they tell us about Eli Manning?
ELImination = NFL teams do not want to face Eli Manning in the playoffs.
fELIne = Eli Manning is a pussy.
dELIverance = Eli Manning is inbred and was raised by a family of hicks.
cELIbate = Eli Manning has never had sex.
bELIttle = Eli Manning's older brothers make fun of him.
bELIeve = Eli Manning believes in ghosts and monsters and can't go to sleep without turning a nightlight on in his bedroom.
rELIeve = Eli Manning is incontinent and therefore relieves himself in adult diapers.
dELIcate = Eli Manning will break if you hit him too hard.
hELIum = Eli Manning talks funny.
pELIcan = Eli Manning has an imaginary friend that is a talking pelican.
dELInquent = Eli Manning doesn't pay his bills on time and therefore has a terrible credit score.
dELI = Eli Manning enjoys roast beef sandwiches.
rELIgion = Eli Manning is going to start a cult.
hELIcopter = Eli Manning is a wingless aircraft.
BELIze = Helicopter Eli Manning will one day fly to the Central American country of Belize where he will establish his new religion in which believers worship elite deli meats and are forced to breathe helium and remain celibate. Their god will be a delicate pelican.