The One-Night Stand Parting Gifts of Other New York Yankees

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The New York Post reported that Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter sends off his one-night stands with a gift bag including signed memorabilia. What a charmer! Here's what some of Jeter's Yankees teammates and fellow Yankee legends give their conquests …

Joba Chamberlain: gonorrhea

CC Sabathia: an expensive box of chocolates (mostly eaten)

A.J. Burnett: shaving cream pie and an overwhelming sense of regret

Jorge Posada: catching equipment that he doesn't use anymore

Phil Hughes: a signed picture of Ian Kennedy

Brian Cashman: cash

Mariano Rivera: a DVD of Season 1 of TNT's "The Closer"

Alex Rodriguez: a signed naked picture of himself, with multiple lipstick kiss marks all over the photo, as well as semen stains

David Wells: stolen Babe Ruth memorabilia

Jason Giambi: a gold thong (used, size XXXL)

Roger Clemens: Mindy McCready CD

Reggie Jackson: fossilized Reggie! bar

Yogi Berra: a book of Yogi Berra quotes about sex, including: "Sex is 90-percent foreplay, the other half is screwing" and "Tappin' that ass is like deja vu all over again."

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