#15 – Friar: Providence
A friar is a man of God. Or, apparently, some kind of crazed murderer.
#14 – Sammy the Slug: UC Santa Cruz
Ever wonder what it would look like if you made your snot into a mascot? Now you know.
#13 – Gorlok: Webster University
What is a Gorlok? From the school’s website: “The Gorlok is Webster University’s school mascot. It is a mythical creature designed in part by Webster students and staff through a school contest. It is reported to have the paws of a speeding cheetah, the horns of a fierce buffalo and the face of a dependable Saint Bernard.” Oh, you nerds.
#12 – The Blue Blob: Xavier
Xavier does not have a football team. Now you know why. Too humiliating.
#11 – Oski: Cal
There’s Oski with his trademark look: “I’m a senile old man who just crapped my pants. Oops!”