The 25 Worst College Mascots

#15 – Friar: Providence

2179d65dfdd83952b2a00ba93beefe99

A friar is a man of God. Or, apparently, some kind of crazed murderer.

#14 – Sammy the Slug: UC Santa Cruz

9421aba05f359059a8a56ef15a984cc6

Ever wonder what it would look like if you made your snot into a mascot? Now you know.

#13 – Gorlok: Webster University

9f608db62d1dd9166c6d3194d456040c

What is a Gorlok? From the school’s website: “The Gorlok is Webster University’s school mascot. It is a mythical creature designed in part by Webster students and staff through a school contest. It is reported to have the paws of a speeding cheetah, the horns of a fierce buffalo and the face of a dependable Saint Bernard.” Oh, you nerds.

#12 – The Blue Blob: Xavier

b5e37ec24cbd39dfc064f82f8a61f10d

Xavier does not have a football team. Now you know why. Too humiliating.

#11 – Oski: Cal

e127dfc688db16b9d38198c2ab2fc580

There’s Oski with his trademark look: “I’m a senile old man who just crapped my pants. Oops!”

PAGE 4

Advertisement