#20 – Lil’ Red: Nebraska
You know the annoying neighbor with the inflatables in their front yard? Nebraska is that annoying neighbor.
#19 – The Boll Weevil: University of Arkansas at Monticello
Boll weevils are six millimeters long and destructive to cotton. The Boll Weevil is 6-feet tall and destructive to your eyes.
#18 – Izzy the Islander: Texas A&M Corpus Christi
Texas: Totally like a tropical island!
#17 – The Ichabod: Washburn University
Washburn’s men’s teams are the Ichabods. The women’s teams are the Lady Blues. But this creepy guy probably shows up at their games, too.
#16 – Big Red: Western Kentucky University
WKU is the Hilltoppers. Whereas Big Red is a big, red blob that was clearly pulled out of the clearance pile in one of Kentucky’s least reputable costume shops. Whoever conceived of this mascot should be taken to the nearest hilltop and thrown off of it.