NFL Draft: Radio City Music Hall
Your Fantasy Draft: Bobby's basement aka "The Mancave" (He just installed a bar, too. Thing's got Miller High Life on tap, friggin' sweet.)
NFL Draft: The top players from the year's draft class
Your Fantasy Draft: Carl's girlfriend, but only if she brings that killer guac dip she made for the new year's eve party
Looming labor conflict
NFL Draft: The Collective bargaining agreement between Owners and Player's Union
Your Fantasy Draft: "Mike's gonna be late 'cause he couldn't get someone to take his shift at Applebee's."
Will Tim Tebow be drafted?
NFL Draft: Yes, unfortunately.
Your Fantasy Draft: Yes, ironically.
Who's The Commissioner?
NFL Draft: The guy who followed Paul Tagliabue
Your Fantasy Draft: The guy who followed Paul Tagliabue all the way to the parking lot once after a Pats game, but realized it wasn't him when he got really close.
What Is The "War Room"?
NFL Draft: A private room in the back of Radio City, where team personnel pores over up-to-the-minute player information courtesy of a nationwide network of scouts and analysts
Your Fantasy Draft: Any open seat on the couch, where one guy underlines the players he's heard of in the fantasy magazine he bought at CVS on the way here
NFL Draft: Mel Kiper and Todd McShay
Your Fantasy Draft: "Fuckin' Mel Kiper and Todd McShay over here"
Jets Fan's Biggest Question in 2005
NFL Draft: "Why did we draft Mike Nugent in the second round?"
Your Fantasy Draft: "Is the third round too early to draft Mike Nugent?"
Who is Mr. Irrelevant?
NFL Draft: The last pick in the draft
Your Fantasy Draft: Everyone there.