If Locals Got To Name Their MLB Teams

Toronto Blue Jays = Toronto Turf Hockeyists

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Texas Rangers = Texas Mangers

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Detroit Tigers = Detroit RoboCopTigers

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Philadelphia Phillies = Philadephia P#%*!&@s

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Boston Red Sox = Boston Dunkin' Sox

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Pittsburgh Pirates = Pittsburgh Base Steelers

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Oakland Athletics = Oakland Apathetics

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Arizona Diamondbacks = Arizona Nowetbacks

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Tampa Bay Rays = Tampa Bay It's Not The Heat It's The Humidities

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