Andy Reid and Les Miles: Comedy Duo

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*Scene:* A comedy club

[[[chat]]]

MC: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the act you've all been waiting for — longer than you expected; I apologize again for their late arrival — Reid and Miles!

crowd: (applause)

Reid and Miles take the stage and begin their routine.

Reid: So I tell ya, Miles, I've been watching a lot of these baseball playoffs.

Miles: Ya have, have ya?

Reid: I have indeed. And I say, these boys sure do have some peculiar names!

Miles: I see. Well, you gonna tell me what they are, Reid?

Reid: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third …

Miles: …

Reid: …

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Reid: To get to the other side.

Miles: What?

Reid: To get to the other side I said.

Miles: Other side of what?

Reid: What is on second.

Miles: Who?

Reid: He's on first.

Miles: …

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Miles: Some guy walks into a bar.

Reid: Sumgai is on the bench.

Miles: No, he's in a bar.

Reid: …

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Miles: And the bartender says: "Why the long face?"

Reid: …

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Reid: Why isn't playing either.

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Reid: So the mother starts describing the family's act to the talent agent and she says the act is a family act and she goes into really graphic detail: "Well, I strip down naked and start having sex with my son and then as we're going at it my daughter and husband start 69-ing. And then the kids' grandparents show up and are all like: "Who wants to do us?"

Miles: Who is on first?

Reid: …

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Miles: Wait, so what is on second?

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Miles: …

Reid: The Aristocrats!

crowd: (boos)

[[[/chat]]]

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