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The NFL’s new concussion poster isn’t as helpful as it could be

You know how the NFL has a problem with players suffering debilitating concussions — a problem that the league has ignored for years? Well, that problem is about to be a thing ... Continue Reading →

GM Says Asking Price Too High for Kidnapped Daughter

Philadelphia Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. says that while he wants to acquire his daughter, Daisy, age 4, from the kidnappers who took her last week, he feels their asking ... Continue Reading →

Sources: Multiple teams looking to trade lousy players before deadline

With major league baseball’s trade deadline just hours away, sources in various front offices say that many teams are trying to unload their crappiest players for better ones.“Most ... Continue Reading →

This sign is likely from a nation that has a ruthless dictator. Or it could be Texas.

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The 10 Commandments of Sports Talk Radio Hosts

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These kids fight better than Alexander Semin. Continue Reading →

Boisterous crowd breaks stadium noise meter

A loud and unruly crowd at AT&T Park last night broke the stadium’s noise meter when it refused to stop cheering even though the meter was clearly being pushed to its limit. ... Continue Reading →

Andy Reid Reports to Training Camp 174 Pounds Overweight

Philadelphia Eagles coaches and players expressed disappointment today after head coach Andy Reid reported to training camp 174 pounds overweight. “I love the guy,” said ... Continue Reading →

He wears husky size baseball pants.

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ESPN Screenshot Fail

A glimpse into ESPN’s seedy, purple underbelly. Continue Reading →

Ultimate, Ultimate Frisbee Catch

This is all anyone was talking about at the post-game pizza party. Continue Reading →

Andre Dawson gets hazed by his fellow Hall of Famers

Scene: Backstage following the Baseball Hall of Fame induction ceremony … – – – – – George Brett: Great speech, Andre. Andre Dawson: Thanks, man. ... Continue Reading →

GM Desperately Trying to Start Rumor That He Has a Big Penis

San Francisco Giants general manager Brian Sabean has been working the phones as the Major League Baseball trade dealine approaches, proposing deals and repeatedly mentioning that he ... Continue Reading →

Ron Artest playing dodgeball against a bunch of kids. Yeah, why not.! Continue Reading →

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Finishes Last After Misplacing His Keys

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s struggles continued yesterday when he couldn't find the keys to his NASCAR, which prompted a late start in the Brickyard 400 and a last-place finish. "Ah, ... Continue Reading →

Awesome trade rumor found deep inside reporter’s ass

Milwaukee Brewers beat writer Jeff Walker discovered a trade rumor way up in his ass today that would send Prince Fielder to the Yankees for Joba Chamberlain. "Admittedly, there's ... Continue Reading →

Everyone focused on Johnny Bench’s words at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony, because they were all too embarrassed to look at him.

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