Brook Lopez, Devin Harris, Courtney Lee decide on "Mediocre Three" nickname

New Jersey Nets starters Brook Lopez, Devin Harris and Courtney Lee have announced they will play under the "Mediocre Three" nickname. "We just thought 'Big Three' was disrespectful to Bird, McHale and Parish," said Harris. "Also, we're not very good." The threesome also considered the "(Relatively) Big Three", "Hoping-To-Improve Three", and "Three NBA Players". Lopez said they did not seriously consider the nickname many Nets fans have been calling them: "You Guys F—king Suck!" "We wanted to work 'Three' into it somehow," he said. "'You Guys F—king Suck' doesn't have that."