Champagne shower Adam Morrison’s first shower in 12 months

Lakers reserve Adam Morrison half-heartedly participated in the team's locker room celebration of its championship win over the Celtics last night, trying to avoid getting sprayed by champagne, but ultimately becoming drenched. "I hope this doesn't kill the bugs," said Morrison, worriedly feeling around in his hair. "I have a louse that is ready to hatch its eggs." The champagne shower was Morrison's first since the Lakers won last year and the reason he plans to seek employment on another team next season. "This isn't a good fit for me," he said. "I want to be on a team bad enough that I won't keep getting showered by champagne. I want to be on a team so bad that I play. Playing will really let me get my stink up."


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