Brazil Briefly Interrupts Lovemaking to Play Soccer Match

Brazil's national soccer team took a quick, 90-minute break from making love yesterday to beat Chile, 3-0, and advance to the quarterfinals at the World Cup.
"I thought we played well," said Luis Fabiano, who scored Brazil's third goal and answered questions after the game while engaged in a three-way. "We could have played better, but there are always … ", his voiced trailed off as he ducked below the sheets to orally pleasure the Brazilian models he was with.
Chile coach Marcelo Bielsa said his team hoped for a better result.
"When we saw their players were participating in an orgy on the sidelines during pre-match warmups and during introductions, we hoped they would be tired out out on the pitch," he said. "But it only seemed to make them stronger."
Brazil coach Dunga said he encourages his players to have sex at all times when they're not playing.
"The only thing more beautiful than the beautiful game is the sex," he said. "Especially the sex with beautiful Brazilian women. My players play football so well so the match will be quickly decided, allowing them to get right back to the sex."
Thanks to the Brazilians dominating play during the match, Brazilian goalie Julio Cesar was able to engage in sex during play, stepping off the field where a young, buxom blonde was waiting for him. In the second half she was replaced by a petite and very flexible woman with black hair.
"I like playing goalie," said Cesar, after the match while having sex with both the blonde and black-haired women, in addition to a new red-haired woman.
Brazilian stars Robinho, Luis Fabiano and Kaka were subbed off during the match when the outcome was decided, allowing them to get back to the sex they were having when the match began. Kaka, however, is a devout Christian and usually does not participate in team orgies.
"I am committed to my very sexual, very beautiful wife, a former model," he said. "Watch us have sex now."


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