Olympic Recap: Today’s Gold, Silver, Bronze

Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled.
Bronze: Vernon Davis

Screw you, Bo Jackson. Who cares about football and baseball? Vernon Davis does football and curling.
What a whooping Canada put on Russia. Canada destroyed Russia 7-3 — and sent the Russians to their worst ice hockey finish in Olympic history. Three nights after Canada had a near national tragedy with a loss to the United States, it's Russia with egg on their face. (For a proper visual of the Russians having egg on their face, imagine Mikhail Gorbachev. And now make that thing on his forehead yellow. There. Perfect.)
Gold: Russia
Sure, they lost. They were humiliated. But who can stay upset when they can go home and listen to the amazing crooning of Eduard Anatolyevich:

(video H/Ts Fourth-Place Medal and Slave To My Bulldog)