Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled.
Bronze: Vernon Davis
Screw you, Bo Jackson. Who cares about football and baseball? Vernon Davis does football and curling.
What a whooping Canada put on Russia. Canada destroyed Russia 7-3 and sent the Russians to their worst ice hockey finish in Olympic history. Three nights after Canada had a near national tragedy with a loss to the United States, it's Russia with egg on their face. (For a proper visual of the Russians having egg on their face, imagine Mikhail Gorbachev. And now make that thing on his forehead yellow. There. Perfect.)
Sure, they lost. They were humiliated. But who can stay upset when they can go home and listen to the amazing crooning of Eduard Anatolyevich: