TheMilwaukee Brewersannounced today that the franchise iserecting a statue of baseball commissioner Bud Selig outside Miller Park and will unveil it on August 24. The commissioner is the former long-time owner of the team. Following the unveiling ceremony, the statue is expected to be urinated upon by everyone who is not a Brewers fan, as well as many people who are. "We can't stop that," said team vice president Gord Ash. "Although we will ask that fans respectfully refrain from defecating on it."