The many (fat) faces of Rex Ryan

Hey, did you hear that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan is a bit overweight? The New York Post claims he ingests 7,000 calories a day of "Rexican" food.
So, yeah … he may be on the chubby side. Here are the pictures to prove it.
Rex successfully hid his disappointment that it wasn't one of those chip-and-dip helmets.
Mrs. Ryan likes to carry these around at all times because her husband is quite flatulent.
Cold showers make it even harder for Rex to find his penis.
Ten minutes later, John Madden found a very unpleasant gift in his toilet.
When it comes to onion ring towers, Rex demands that they be at least this high.
Media members are no longer allowed to bring food to Jets press conferences because Ryan is easily distracted.
Peanuts and Cracker Jacks simply don't get Rex sh!t-faced.
Rex was happy he was able to talk him out cremation and into being deep-fried and devoured as an hors d'oeuvre upon death.
Sometimes an adult steer takes a while to digest.
Rex Ryan loves every kind of chocolate.
Rex's flavor-savor was not for the ladies, but for hearty stews and casseroles.


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