Packers Defense: Shockingly asleep at the wheel

If you watched Green Bay play the Cardinals on Sunday and found yourself wondering how the NFL's No. 2 ranked defense could get torched like that, wonder no more!
Defensive coordinator Dom Capers was asleep.

Well, we can't know for sure that he was asleep, you say. We can't see his eyes.
Okay. Fine. If that sudden jerk his whole body did wasn't because he snapped out of sleep, the only other option is that he had explosive diarrhea. Or maybe explosive diarrhea in his sleep.
Let's agree that sleep was the least embarrassing possibility.
And let's also agree that Dom Capers should be fired. For sleeping, for his tricky bowels, for his hair or for his terrible defense. Take your pick.