Kirk Roundtree (Akron, OH > Volleyball)

Kirk, 18, a 6-foot-7 senior hitter for the Southlake High School volleyball team, was named Mr. Volleyball in Ohio for a record third time after leading Southlake to its fourth state Class 5A title in a row. Roundtree will play collegiate volleyball at UCLA, owner of a record 19 NCAA men's volleyball national championships. He has yet to decide on a major. (Although he should probably decide on that soon and really focus on his academics, because that's where his future lies. There sure as hell is no future in f'ing volleyball. At least no future where he'll make any money. Whoever told a 6-foot-7 kid who can jump — AND GREW UP IN LEBRON'S HOMETOWN! — to focus on volleyball should be murdered. Because they stole tens of millions of dollars from him. Volleyball. Volleyball! Ridiculous. Enjoy dominating your family reunion for the next 30 years, kid, 'cause that's all you're getting out of the sport.)