The 2010 World Cup draw is set. The United States is in Group C with England, Algeria and Slovenia.
It's on the U.S. national team to beat these countries. But it's on us as a nation to hate these countries with everything we have. Here is some material you can use to tell these countries how much they suck.
Hey, Algeria about a quarter of your population lives on less than $2 a day. You're poor!
Hey, Algeria you're president is namedAbdelaziz Bouteflika? Bouteflika. Sounds like a sexual harasser to me!
Hey, Algeria rainfall in your country is fairly prevalent along the coast, but more sporadic inland. Ha-ha! Your weather is NOT temperate! And your vacations probably are often interrupted by rain!
Hey, Algeria in your country homosexuality is illegal and punishable by imprisonment. Are you sure you're country's not named Alabamageria? ZING!
Hey, Algeria you're Africa's second-largest country? Ha! Wait, since when is Africa not a country? Really, this is an honest question. We Americans are horrible at geography.
Hey, Slovenia one of your primary industries is zinc smelting. The country who smelt it, dealt it!
Hey, Slovenia your flag has three horizontal stripes. Where did you come up with that idea?
Hey, Slovenia many of your towns are quite picturesque! Not very practical in a modern economy, now is it?
Hey, Slovenia your plugs are British-style round plug attachments. Good luck getting your electronic equipment to work here without an adaptor!
Hey, Slovenia your prime minister, Borut Pahor, isn't nearly as funny as one might have expected!
Hey, England you're England!