TOP STORIES OF 2002
> Brazil wins World Cup — Brazil wins the World Cup for a record fifth time by beating Germany, 2-0. Ronaldo was awarded the Golden Boot for leading all scorers with eight goals and, coincidentally, hooked up after the match with a tranny in gold boots.
> MLB All-Star Game ends in a tie — After 11 innings are played and the managers run out of pitchers, commissioner Bud Selig decides to end the game in a tie. It's too bad the All-Star Game didn't determine home-field in the World Series in 2002 because we would have seen our first 8-game World Series.
> Patriots upset Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI — On a last-second field goal by Adam Vinatieri, the Patriots pull off a shocking upset of the St. Louis Rams. The outcome made former Rams coach Dick Vermeil cry. As would have any outcome.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR
We talkin' 'bout immortal.
PICTURE OF THE YEAR
Same as it always was: if you're willing to steal your daughter's childhood and give her a crap haircut … she can be an OLYMPIC CHAMPION!
QUOTE OF THE YEAR
"I couldn't imagine someone like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Olympic luge." — President George W. Bush
Previously: The Year 2000 and the Year 2001
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