Glen Davis wants to play in the NFL

Yes, the portly Boston Celtics backup says he plans to play in the NFL one day.
"I will try it," Davistold reporters. "When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I'll try football. One of my dreams has always been to play football."
So there's no definite timeline there, outside of a plane carrying all the top 25 or 30 frontline players in the NBA has to first go down so Davis can make the All-Star team. But when that happens … IT'S NFL TIME!
And this is what the NFL will get:

You know, that was actually pretty good.
Let's not let Boston fans get wind of this. They'll become even more unbearable. "We ahh so fackin good at fackin football, even owah beloved Celtics could beat yah football team full uh fackin queeahs."