New York Giants special teamer Rodney Mitchell is likely out for next week's game and possibly longer due to what team medical personnel are calling a bad case of "turf dick." "I am told it's like turf toe, only it's … you know, not affecting his toe," said a noticeably uncomfortable Tom Coughlin at today's press conference. "If you want to know how he suffered the injury, you'll have to ask Rodney himself. I do not know, nor do I want to know." Mitchell did not provide many details. "I really like being out on the football field," he said. "That's all I'll say. And I want to get out there again as soon as possible."