It’s almost NBA season. Let’s make fun of: Adam Morrison.

Why? Because it's fun.
The video below was, of course, prompted by this:

I don't think I will ever tire of seeing that commercial from three very long years ago. I won't even tire of it long after Adam Morrison is out of the NBA. (So … this February or thereabouts.)
"And when I get to the NBA, more people will cry." Classic.
Yeah, the Bobcats for giving you all that money. ZING!
And their owners for hiring Michael Jordan. Incompetence ZING!
I just hope Morrison, now on the Lakers (still … somehow) didn't go to the recent Lamar Odom-Khloe Kardashian wedding. Seeing true love like that get celebrated in public before all those who care about them, as well as fame-leeching groupies and reality stars, would just be very … very … I don't want to … it's just that … BWAAAHOOHOOHOOHOO