Crazed shooter kills two teammates’ scoring averages

A conscienceless shooter killed two teammates’ scoring averages last night and seriously wounded the averages of several other members of his team.“He just kept firing away,” said a witness. “They were helpless to stop him. And by the time it was over, scoring averages were changed forever.”One of the victims injured in the shooting rampage said he hopes he can piece his scoring average back together.“I won’t allow myself to be a victim again. I won’t be pushed aside,” he said. “If he’s going to be a shooter, then I’m going to shoot every chance I get, too, even when I don’t have a good shot. I have to or my scoring average will suffer and my career will die.”