Braylon Edwards gets his official Jets welcome

Oh, what —you don't think this is how it went down?
Okay, granted — "buggin'" and "ever-lovin'" would probably not be the curse words of choice on a team coached by Rex Ryan.
And these guys do seem to be putting a bit too much faith in fullback Tony Richardson. I mean, he hardly ever touches the ball.
But beyond that, I bet this is what Braylon Edwards experienced almost word-for-word.
Look! Mark Sanchez even dressed for the part.

Pull down your ever-lovin' shirt, white pants.