American tennis star Andy Roddick asked his publicist today if there is any way he could get him a bit of crack so he could try it for the purposes of disclosing it years from now in a best-selling book. "No one is going to want to read a book about me playing tennis and traveling the world and meeting people. Boring," he said. "I need something juicy to get people talking. Unfortunately, I've never been much into hard drugs." Roddick's publicist, Seth Gilbert, thinks it's a great idea. "Some crack, maybe a revelation of Andy snorting cocaine out of Brooklyn Decker's cleavage," he said. "And pictures. Plenty of pictures. In fact, maybe all pictures."